10 Sign-Off Lines for Katie Couric

1. This has been Katie Couric for the CBS Evening News. Please love me. Please?
   
2. Thanks for watching the CBS Evening News, I'd like to give you all a great big hug, but since that's impossible, I probably won't be doing that.
3. Thanks for watching the CBS Evening News. If you see Al Roker before I do, tell him that I said he can stuff his stupid puns in a sock.
4. Tomorrow, tune in for a new segment on the CBS Evening News: Where in the World is Bob Schiffer?
5. It's virtually impossible to sum up me feelings about you guys tonight, so I'll just say thanks a lot, guys. I love you all.
   
6. Thanks for watching America, that makes 16 pounds I've lost so far. How are you doing on the CBS Evening News Weight Loss Challenge?
7. You don't have to like me, It won't hurt me at all. Really.
8. I'd like to give a shout-out to President Bush for granting us the privilege of an interview. And an extra special shout-out to Revlon, for the mascara.
9. What? Are we off? Thank God...I already had to pee half-way throught that Iraq story.
   
10. Thanks for making me a multimillionaire America...goodnight!